5:54 p.m. - I have seen the light and I ain't going back. After plunging through what has to be the world's largest squeegie, I think this horribly bright light partially blinded me. The flash photography later would nearly finish the job. Aaah, the life of a celebrity. I'll get used to it.
So Doc Mallory pulled me out and separated me from Mom at 5:54 p.m. A whole battery of tests came up with the following results: a 7 and a 9 on my APGAR tests. Gets me ready for my Wunderlic test in 22 years.
They tell me I weigh 7 pounds and 5 ounces, but I'm planning on losing a little of that. Don't judge me. I'm 19.5 inches tall. They insist on saying "inches long," but I'll be standing in no time.
I couldn't believe they took photos of me with my hair looking like it did when I was born. I have dashing black curls, but they looked dreadful with all that product in it. Paul Mitchell it certainly was not.
They tell me I have dark blue eyes, but I can't see them. I know, strange right?
Other than that I'm pretty much just tired right now. And don't get me started on Mom... she's exhausted. She earned it though... thanks for the assist mom.
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